Saturday, May 25, 2019

Tough Talk Fail: The Dragon Kraken of Budapest

The funniest political story of the week was wannabe Bond villain Seb Gorka trying to talk tough about the enemies of Donald Trump being crushed:

Ah, yes, 'the kraken has been unleashed'. I'm sure that Gorka thought it was cold-blooded shit to say, but it's really just a line from a kiddie fantasy flick (and its remake). It's the sort of thing that I say jocularly when I get to work and open the door to let Ginger, who hasn't been fed all day, out. Even on the terms of the movies, though, releasing the kraken is ineffectual- even with both versions of the fight, the kraken only lasts about ten minutes... not much of a threat, is it?

Poking around the t00bz, I found that ineffectuality of the kraken inspired a jokey song by a nerdy band... besides failing as a tough guy, Gorka also fails as a nerd.

I wrote this post on a computer at work, and I'm blocked from embedding videos. I'll clean this one up later in order to embed the linked YouTube videos.

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