Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Marrone, Che Schifezza!

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump met over pizza at some joint in Times Square. Sheesh, they look like n00bs, going to a random Times Square pizzeria instead of a New York classic such as Lombardi's or Patsy's. Also, eating pizza with a fork in New York is a sign of effete snobbishness or fey cluelessness. Of course, what's really important is their topic of discussion. I imagine they were congratulating themselves on their talent for fleecing stupid, bigoted, gullible people. I also imagine that much of their conversation went something like this:


12 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

This was just beyond me. "Zillionaire" Trump couldn't spring for a real meal in a real restaurant?

Didn't look like the place even had waitstaff, just order & pick-up.

Of course, that way everyone can leave just as soon as they've made the photo op & gotten sick of/nervous about their fellow grifter, rather than having to deal w/ each other for an entire meal.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Of course, that way everyone can leave just as soon as they've made the photo op & gotten sick of/nervous about their fellow grifter, rather than having to deal w/ each other for an entire meal.

Also, no need to leave a tip!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

But we decide which is real, and which is an illusion.

/our corporate media

Of course, today it is all penis! penis! penis!

Because nothing else important is happening.
~

vacuumslayer said...

There's one reason and one reason only Sarah Plain and Shrill was picking at her pizza with a FORK--she wanted to look good for the cameras. She's such a fucking asshole. A real woman would cram that pizza right in the old piehole. Maybe get a little sauce on corner of her mouth...and be proud of it, dammit. Not that I know anything about such things...

Brando said...

I'm pretty sure they will be eating together again in hell.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Of course, today it is all penis! penis! penis!

The crazy thing is that the scandal has been debunked, but discussing the methodology behind the debunking would require an attention span greater than that of a gnat.

A real woman would cram that pizza right in the old piehole. Maybe get a little sauce on corner of her mouth...and be proud of it, dammit. Not that I know anything about such things...

Pics, or it didn't happen!

I'm pretty sure they will be eating together again in hell.

I'm pretty sure that lunch alone was hell.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Of course, today it is all penis! penis! penis!

The crazy thing is that the scandal has been debunked, but discussing the methodology behind the debunking would require an attention span greater than that of a gnat.

A real woman would cram that pizza right in the old piehole. Maybe get a little sauce on corner of her mouth...and be proud of it, dammit. Not that I know anything about such things...

Pics, or it didn't happen!

I'm pretty sure they will be eating together again in hell.

I'm pretty sure that lunch alone was hell.

Carl said...

Youse really fink dat da Donald woul be cawt ded inna plaise laik Lombadees????

Actually, I was shocked he didn't go with an Original Ray's, the freeloading frontrunner

And is it any coincidence that the Wicked Witch Of the West was here and we had a frikkin' tornado watch??????

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Youse really fink dat da Donald woul be cawt ded inna plaise laik Lombadees????

Much less going to Spanish Harlem to eat at Patsy's.

PROTIP: Go to Lombardi's, get a white pizza with sauteed spinach, garlic, and pancetta. Mama mia!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Well, complain about the lunch all you want, but at least it re-enegized the possibilities of the You're fired!/ I quit! ticket.

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

A good friend of mine that lives in NYC says that pizzeria is a shithole and the pizza sucks. Figures they would pick THAT one.

vacuumslayer said...

It's a CHAIN. Outside of Italy, NY is the pizza capital OF THE WORLD. What kind of dumb fucknut goes to a chain. In NY and eats pizza with a fork? Damn, I'm a WASPy girl from the South and even I know betta.