I see that pop star and chameleon Lady Gaga has sported a "bald" look recently. I just want to make it clear that I sported this look long before she did, and I didn't shave my head so I could be a doppelgaga (I decided to leave the "umlaut" off this time). I think her Ladyship is just trying to get back at me because her grandparents used to live around the corner from me in Yonkers and I probably yelled at young Stephanie to get off my lawn at some time in the past.
Of course, her ladyship could be trying to emulate this guy. Hmmmm... sporting an "Amish" look would be a pretty good move for her.