Sunday, June 19, 2011
The Kidney Clock
Knowing I'd only be able to nap for a few hours, I not only set my cell phone alarm clock, but I set what I jokingly refer to as "the kidney clock"- I drank two quarts of water before turning in this morning, knowing that I would eventually have to get up to micturate. As C. Montgomery Burns would put it, a whiz like me looks out for number one.
Posted by Big Bad Bald Bastard at 8:07 PM