Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Worst Holiday EVER!!!

This Thanksgiving Eve has been declared a holiday by the MAGA dead-enders who have placed their hope in a shameless con-artist posting as an attorney: These idiots just can't let go of that whole 'Kraken' thing, and they have even come up with a new plot point... the Kraken is not a reference to a children's fantasy-action movie, but a reference to a sophisticated Department of Defense computer program being deployed against the Deep State:

It's amazing how quickly these idiots move the goalposts... I do love the bit about Trump's Space Force playing an instrumental role in this war against Joe Biden and the Democratic Cabal.  In the meantime, Sidney 'Kraken Releaser' Powell has set up a fundraising site and stands to make bank by scamming gullible Trumpers who just can't acknowledge reality.  

With Thanksgiving coming tomorrow, I have to say that I'm thankful that these people are too stupid to effectively pull off this attempted coup.


Richard said...

What is this kraken thing? I am not asking for a friend. I will need to know if they are going to release this kraken.
Do they have a new secret kraken that will be even worse?
Will we have to live our lives like a Godzilla movie? Only time will tell.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

A new kraken gets released every two weeks, and like the kraken in Clash of the Titans, it makes a big splash and then ends up dead five minutes later.

Li'l Innocent said...

they like the sound of the word, I bet. The Norse were/are good at dire-sounding hames for things - Yggdrasill, Fafnir, Ragnarok`rtc

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think they like the original movie... they always preface 'Kraken' with 'release'. I doubt any of them have more than a passing familiarity with Norse folklore.

They claim to hate Hollywood, but they are obsessed with movies and TV. They really aren't readers.

Green Eagle said...

Apparently, this "Kraken" turned out to be a dish of Calamaretti Fritti, which Joe and Kamala finished off with a squeeze of lemon.