I have to confess that I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books, and haven't seen any of the movies (caught some of the first on teh t00b when I still had a T.V. machine). Still, I think I could write a decent bit of fanfic about some of the characters. See, we've got a young lady with curly tresses:
And we have a red-headed kid:
So, what would happen if they had a baby, and said baby was possessed by the spirit of an evil sorceror who was thought to have been destroyed?
OMG!!!! It's all real!! J.K. Rowling wasn't writing fiction after all:
Hell, she even has some sort of magic wand!
The Artist Also Known as Arky brings the funny, with his "Voldemurdoch" comment.