Friday, July 15, 2011

Give 'Im a Frickin' Laser!

It's a pity that the cute little cyclopean shark mutant was stillborn. Maybe the dead flesh of this little cutant can be revived using unholy necromancy, or given a semblance of animation by the addition of cybernetic implants. Either zombie mutant shark or mutant shark cyborg, slap a frickin' laser on the li'l sucker's forehead, right over it's hilariously huge ocular orb:





UPDATE: I just had a scary thought... maybe this recent rush of "cutant" stories is a plot by the nuclear power industry to make mutagens seem less threatening. Yeah, two-headed baby turtles and one-eyed shark fetii are cute, but what do you do when Fluffy gives birth to a litter of six-legged Pomeranians? Huh?

8 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Not cute. Not even if reanimated just through anime.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That shark would be no match for my dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths when they bark!
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Substance McGravitas said...

I don't think you get an eye like that without it being laser-capable already.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Not cute. Not even if reanimated just through anime.

***Eyes Banhammer*** Watch it, you!

That shark would be no match for my dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths when they bark!

Are they laser bees?

I don't think you get an eye like that without it being laser-capable already.

Looks like someone's read his David Brin... or his Smut Clyde.

Smut Clyde said...

The four-handed person holding the dead shark is in no position to comment on its deformity.

Another Kiwi said...

You can join the one eyed shark on
myface

Smut Clyde said...

Helping shark.

Carl said...

It would be speculating to say this is anything but a normal occurrence, however rare. A pup like this would likely be the first meal for its womb mates. Since we don't have a lot of information regarding shark births, who's to say what caused this?