Wednesday, March 9, 2011

It's Cute! It's a Mutant!!

I call it a cutant:




This picture was "Picture of the Week" in the Telegraph (Torygraph?). Anyway, this beautiful mutant, named Magdalena, should grow up to the perfect girlfriend for this guy, because, after all, even a mutant girlfriend is better than a blow-up one.

Speaking of blow-up girlfriends, am I the only one to be weirded out that there were two songs about... er... inflatable paracoitae released at roughly the same time in the U.K.? Am I also the only one weirded out by the fact that I have both of these songs on my portable music thingamadoobob?

13 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Playing all three youtubes at once. (Admittedly, one doesn't add much to the audio mix, but it more than makes up for it with the video.)
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Jennifer said...

Just as long as you don't have an inflatable thingamadoobob...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Just as long as you don't have an inflatable thingamadoobob...

Interests? Website? Newsletter?

vacuumslayer said...

First of all "cutant" is really, well, cute and funny. And that little creature certainly is one.

Secondly, just be glad people arent making love to giant inflatable mutant turtle dolls.

vacuumslayer said...

That we know of.

TruculentandUnreliable said...

Rule 34.

Substance McGravitas said...

I await the friendly user experience of the iPudenda.

Smut Clyde said...

Just as long as you don't have an inflatable thingamadoobob...
Interests? Website? Newsletter?


Pictures!!!

vacuumslayer said...

Wait. What if this turtle is a ninja? Think about it...

I await the friendly user experience of the iPudenda.


I'm sure Jobs is working on it.

fish said...

I'm sure Jobs is working on it.

Um.

Never mind.

fish said...

been there done that

Another Kiwi said...

Sure it's cute now. Wait until it grows up and becomes my boss.

Von said...

I just want the turtle.
Get me the turtle.
Thanks.