I used to enjoy April Fools Day, with it's harmless pranks and jocularity, but, unlike Mr. T I have no pity for fools. Of course, the problem in the U.S. is that fools have been playing a big role in establishing national policy. The damn fools who elect fools to political office are perhaps the biggest fools of all. I'm sick of fools... except for certain fools, though the New Zilders, no fools, prefer Pavlovas- editor's note: hubba hubba! That being said, fools are good subject matter for songs:
Foolishly, I can't decide whether my favorite Bow Wow Wow song is the pretty Do You Wanna Hold Me? or the hilarious Sexy Eiffel Tower. Thankfully, Frank Black wasn't so turned on by the Eiffel Tower.