Pity poor Kim Jong-huey, he had a problem getting his dong up. Of course, when one wants to strengthen one's grip, what better way to do so than to test one's dong? Poor Kim Jong-un, he'll never be the equal of his old man when it comes to dongs. If Kim Jong-il had to do it all over, maybe he would have appointed Kim Jong-louie or Kim Jong-dewey... maybe the family history of successful long-range dong tests would have been secure.
You shamed the family dong, little Kim!
Whoa... in a sort of bizarre synchronicity, I just discovered that Lil' Kim has recently recorded a single with a Korean singer with the stage name Se7en:
Far out... maybe watching that video would help Kim Jong-un get his dong up.