I always like to keep abreast of the search terms that have brought people to my blog, so I check out these stats on a regular basis. This week, I've had a couple of humdingers. Some of them I can't even begin to puzzle out because they're so outré:
only females girls and males boys completely naked for martyr
cato's suit of armor
bullet witch wallpaper
lesbian white male
images dutch fruit face
smashed boobs
in a lot of "kirk/spock" fan fiction, the "star trek" characters engage in a homoerotic relationship.
That last one is pretty wordy, don'cha think?
Here's a typical "porn-y" search criterion:
hot boobs mom 40 yers and more
I'll leave it to my readers to see if they can help this hapless horndog out...
As an added bonus, here is a "spam" comment which I find extremely amusing- I find the wording of it funny because it sounds almost like something a CEO would say at a shareholders' meeting, just a little off:
We've Reached The End Of Another Fantastic Year For Celebrity Nudity.
Oddly enough, this comment was posted on my Anderson Cooper/Race Bannon post. I actually marked it as "not spam" and published it because I thought it was so damn funny. Of course, this raises a question about celebrity nudity... did either Anderson Cooper or Race Bannon release a sex tape this year?
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hot boobs mom 40 yers and more
You know that it was me that brought that one knocking on your door. Tee Hee!
((Hugs))
Laura
CEO of Internet Spam Olympics, LLC?
P.S. I usually get applebees and cereal related searches. But I did get a 'kraken zombie' this week.
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We're still getting those perennial favourites "spiders on drugs", "catalburun", "atalanta fugiens" and "sumerian tattoo", but also the disturbing searches like "crucified women" and "nasal snuff house commons". NOT MAKING THIS UP. I suspect that someone gets rat-arsed drunk and puts up some really depraved posts, then tigris deletes them again, but they've already been indexed by the webspidras. Probably it's AK.
"arthur tress fish tank sonata" has been popular lately.
For a while we were the web's leading source of "Ophiocordyceps robertsii" information, but that's fallen off lately.
i gotta say 'lesbian white male' has me intrigued...much more so than smashed boobs...that's a mammagram trigger!
Wanted to stop by and say hello. So, HELLO!
I have missed you. Hope all is well.
V
You know that it was me that brought that one knocking on your door. Tee Hee!
Poor horndogs could just find you in my blogroll if they just knew your blog wasn't really about cookies!
P.S. I usually get applebees and cereal related searches.
I blame David Brooks!
Mine are back to the fucking Pokémon. But they're not even fucking!
Consider yourself lucky! I have a pocket monster, I call it Pokeatchu.
I suspect that someone gets rat-arsed drunk and puts up some really depraved posts, then tigris deletes them again, but they've already been indexed by the webspidras. Probably it's AK.
Sure, blame AK- I heard that you blabbed out the password to Greenish Hugh on Laudanum Night at the Olde Entomologist!
i gotta say 'lesbian white male' has me intrigued...
I think it's the personal blog of some guy from the island of Lesbos.
Wanted to stop by and say hello. So, HELLO!
I have missed you. Hope all is well.
Welcome back from your Wisconsin trip, Von!
OK, I love search term blog posts. They're always fascinating. And you've got some nice ones here...but I have to tell you, they pale in comparison the freakshow my search term stats are. Mine range from oddly endearing to downright disturbing. Currently, I don't have too many disturbing ones, though my number one search term of all times is "Pokemon Hentai," so make of that what you will...
Current favorites:
bob's burgers hentai
cthulhu sleeve
princess barbie charm school hentai
tattoo fish vagina
Bob's Burgers hentai? Isn't the girl in the rabbit suit underage?
POKEMON. HENTAI.
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