Wednesday, January 19, 2022

When Prophecy Fails and Fails and Fails...

 Today is National Popcorn Day in the Consumer Goods Liturgical Calendar, so it is a big day in QAnon lore, as an up-and-coming extremism researcher notes:

According to members of the QAnon cult that has been haunting Dallas since early Novemer, momentus undertakings were to have occurred, namely the downfall of the movement's enemies:

It's about 10PM Eastern Standard Time, so I suppose that there are three hours left, Dallas time, for this prophecy to take place.  I'm not going to hold my breath on this one, and I'm certainly not expecting the holdout QCumbers to change their minds simply because yet another prophecy has failed.  Eternal disappointment is the lot of the True Q Believer, after all.

Now excuse me while I put a big dent in this bag of Smartfood purchased for the occasion, because I'm enjoying the show...  it's not often that an effective horror franchise comes along.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Levity aside, from its origins in the americas (maize) through woven wet willow wicker baskets to microwave ovens, popcorn is the one true all-american food.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Oh, yeah it is. Amazing what a journey that teosinte grass went on.

Richard said...

Thanks. I am eating tortillas de maiz as we speak.