Friday, December 27, 2019

The Lunatics Are Feeling Frisky

It's a big day in Loony Land, as the craziest of the MAGA Deplorables have convinced themselves that the final punishment and ultimate destruction of their enemies is coming to pass:



The inconvenient fact that this entire conspiracy theory started two years ago with an announcement that Hillary Clinton was in the process of being arrested hasn't dampened the spirits of those who believe that 'The Storm', which will sweep their perceived enemies off to Gitmo, is inevitable. This particular bunch of charmers was calling today 'Fry Day', in the hopes that the Clintons, John Podesta, Tom Hanks, and a host of others will be sent to the electric chair for a host of crimes against humanity... and you thought that liberals were the ones ruining Christmas!

The other big development in Loony Land was Trump retweeting a 'QAnon' supporter... this brought a troll army that would make Sauron proud to the mentions of jouralist Eliza Relman:



Her feed was flooded with various Cursed Conspiraboomer images, leavened with a couple of calls for her to be shipped off to Gitmo... lovely people in a peaceful research movement, there!

Of course, when nothing happens, as has been the case for the past 26 months, the true believers will double down and return to their cack-handed gematria- surely the next prediction of pain will be correct, and their enemies (you know, people like us) will be swept up in the righteous wave that will wash the scum off the streets. Any day, now, sure, the Q-waitus-interruptus will end.

3 comments:

Buttermilk Sky said...

"...when nothing happens, as has been the case for the past two thousand years..."

If there's one thing True Believers excel at, it's waiting for the apocalypse, which is just around the corner. Two years is but the twinkling of a bloodshot eye.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think precious Uncle Robyn put it best.

The New York Crank said...

"...the craziest of the MAGA Deplorables have convinced themselves that the final punishment and ultimate destruction of their enemies is coming to pass"

Not so crazy. Today is the 28th of December. Divided by two, that's fourteen. Subtract two, that's twelve. There's a song called "The Twelve Days of Christmas." So there you have it. What further proof do you need? I don't know you, but I'm gonna buy box seats at the stadium to watch the Libtard Apocalypse.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank