During my wanderings in New York City, I ran across a hilarious flyer posted on a column in a subway station. In a cock-blocking move, I detached it and brought it home because I found it so hilarious. I can't understand how any 'females' could resist this offer for any of a number of kinds of dates:
I mean, ladies just love 'one nite stands', from what I've heard, and cheeseburger dates and cigarette meet dates are all the rage. For 'females' of both East and West Indies, there's always the roti date... who doesn't want to go on a roti date?
I hope I didn't squash the date-seekers prospects, because I haven't seen any more of these flyers since. I may have been a little cruel here... at least I didn't catfish the guy, though come to think of it, I really could use a delicious conch roti right about now.