Wednesday, April 3, 2019

These People Operate Under the Magna Carter...

So... I've been wandering around the weird part of the internet again and ran across a guy who's gone even farther afield in the fever swamps:

The text linked to in this tweet is something that would make Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea take pause, it's a farrago of poorly spelled nonsense about Nazi psychics, trains that travel through tunnels at four thousand MPH, reptilian aliens, the Templers (sic, also sick), and an underground city housing one hundred thousand child slaves. The guy promulgating this madness, who claims to have discovered this underground facility through 'remote viewing', is pretty much running a Margaret St Clair LARP, delivered with the soporific affect of a Bob Ross:

Gonna put some happy little Reptilians in those tunnels.


The New York Crank said...

I had to stop watching the video after three minutes. I wanted to sit through it to the bitter end, despite this guy's frequent and repulsive mouth sounds, but I couldn't find my tinfoil hat. Maybe somebody stole it and took it down into a tunnel.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It was that droning delivery, wasn't it?

Derilique said...

The greasy long hair (not that long hair is bad, mind you,) and odd lip movements made me turn off the video in only a few seconds. To think that there are millions of these oddities in this country is scary.

Greetings for a former Yonkers & Riverdale resident now living in Mt Vernon.

Be Bold! Be Bad! Be Bald!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Cool, I am a former Mt Vernon resident living in Yonkers. I used to live within walking distance of The Bayou, so happy hour there was often one of the meals of the day.