Thursday, April 4, 2019


Only the Trump Maladministration would produce a scandal in which a Chinese 'spy' could get into the President of the United States' Bond-villain lair with a flash drive full of malware, though the ineptitude of this caper seems to suggest that she was a wannabe. Hell, only the Trump Maladministration would produce a president who has not one, but multiple, Bond villain lairs, though the ineptitude of this president seems to suggest that he is a wannabe.

I remember a short time ago your love was all I thought about, when Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server was considered a major scandal, the very epitome of sloppy cyber security, but Trump's supporters now exhibit a blasé attitude toward the use of unsafe apps and sloppy security procedures. We have Ernst Stavro Blowhard in the White House, and he's not about to let a trifling matter such as national security get in the way of his pay-to-play presidency. While he's getting his short, grubby fingers on the gold, he's got a reverse Midas touch:

He's not exactly pouring golden words in your ear.


M. Bouffant said...

The whole thing was so weirdly inept I wondered if it was someone trying to draw attention to the problem, rather than another example of the problem. Or just a complete loon who knew no better.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

You're in weird territory when you don't know if it was a real, but inept attempt, or a fake, but inept, attempt.