Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Meanwhile, Twenty Miles North of Yonkers

Chappaqua, NY lies almost exactly north of my beloved City of Y______. Yesterday, a Very Special Visitor graced the hamlet... 'Coach' Dave Daubenmire drove eight-hundred miles from his Ohio lair to stand outside the Clinton abode, agitating for the arrest of Hillary Clinton for her numerous, though ill-defined, crimes against humanity. No less an authority than the Holy Spirit has issued an indictment of Hillary.

The real freaky part is that Daubenmire implored the right-wing 'Oath Keepers' and 'patriot groups' to join him at Casa Clinton, the 'greatest crime scene' in the world:

Part of me hopes that these right-wing assholes will take Daubenmire up on his challenge. Between Bill Clinton's Secret Service detail and the state and local authorities who look ill upon out-of-state whackos bringing their firearms into New York State, anybody following 'Coach' Dave on his crusade against Hillary is looking to enter a World of Hurt. I would certainly not mind seeing a thousand MAGA Militia members facing felony charges just in time for the 2020 election season.

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