SPEC-Turd?

Only the Trump Maladministration would produce a scandal in which a Chinese 'spy' could get into the President of the United States' Bond-villain lair with a flash drive full of malware, though the ineptitude of this caper seems to suggest that she was a wannabe. Hell, only the Trump Maladministration would produce a president who has not one, but multiple, Bond villain lairs, though the ineptitude of this president seems to suggest that he is a wannabe.

I remember a short time ago your love was all I thought about, when Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server was considered a major scandal, the very epitome of sloppy cyber security, but Trump's supporters now exhibit a blasé attitude toward the use of unsafe apps and sloppy security procedures. We have Ernst Stavro Blowhard in the White House, and he's not about to let a trifling matter such as national security get in the way of his pay-to-play presidency. While he's getting his short, grubby fingers on the gold, he's got a reverse Midas touch:





He's not exactly pouring golden words in your ear.