Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Melts in Your Mouth, Not on Your Peen

Hunter Biden's nine-and-a-half inch penis has been stuck in conservatives' heads since Rudolph Giuliani claimed to be in possession of Hunter's laptop during the 2020 presidential election.  This was a widely panned sequel to the 2016 Anthony Weiner laptop scandal, brought up to regain that strange, viral magic which led to Trump losing the popular vote in 2016.

The presence of Hunter's tallywhacker lodged in their heads has made Republicans... well... strange:

This is a screenshot from Fox's highest rated commentary show.

The crazy thing about these stories is that they make Hunter Biden seem a lot cooler than he is, provided that his partner was a consenting adult, not coerced into sex work.  Sure, placing M&Ms on one's peen is kinda weird, but who would even give a crap about such an inconsequential kink?

With continuing coverage of these bizarre Hunter scandals, which never seem to pan out for right-wingers attempting to discredit his father, Hunter's peen will forever be stuck in conservatives' heads:

I'm sure Hunter would appreciate that.


Richard said...

What? Those people better go burn some incense, or make a gift to a charity, or something. Maybe they could just jack off thinking about Hunter Biden giant penis. That's what they like to do.

What is this? This is crap, this is skata marigini.

Don't they have anything better to do? They like to sit around and moan about Hunter Biden? Fuck these republicans.
Excuse my rough language.

dervy scram said...

he's got a ways to go to catch up with Bill Clinton's penis as the object of the RWNJ obsession.

Ali Redford said...

Well, I'm a bad person, I guess, but this has made me laugh hard this morning. I appreciate the laugh-thanks, BBBB!

Anonymous said...

"Aroused"? Honestly.

Not to toot my own horn, but they're going to be calling it a "wee-wee" by next yr.

M. Bouffant said...

Wow. How'd I anonymize myself?