Friday, July 5, 2019

Dark Lord Confirmed

I've been calling the Orange Ogre in the White House Vulgarmort for years, ever since a certain author said that he was worse than the arch-villain of her best-selling series of novels. Vulgarmort came across as a villain, albeit an incompetent one. This week, though, the Dark Lord vibe was readily apparent. I mean, get a load of Barad-Dumb:



As if that isn't enough to convince the skeptics, Vulgarmort left a taint of evil lingering in the air of Washington D.C.:



Ominous tower, pall of sulfur over the city? I'm convinced... just wait until he rolls out his 2020 campaign theme song.

5 comments:

mikey said...

Wow. You call him a mean name.

Hero of the resistance, you are!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Sick burn, bruh!

Steve-O said...

Vulgarmort, the Dark Lord....
Don't you mean the Dark LOAD!?!?!?
Mikey, you are a weeny.

mikey said...

Name calling - 21st century American political discourse.

Do you also use 'crooked hillary' and 'pocohontas'?

'Cause those ones are hilarious, right?

Bruce.desertrat said...

The red lights on the washington monument made the whole scene remind us of LOTR: The Tower of Trumpon...