Tuesday, August 3, 2021

Worst Cyber Guy EVER!!!

In the current pantheon of right-wing grifters, few are quite as odious as Ron Watkins, former 8Chan administrator and probable 'Q' shitposter, though not the originator of the whole kerfuffle. In the post November 2020 election period, Watkins has tried to pose as an internet security expert, large systems admin, and election fraud sleuth. This week, Watkins has hit a new low, an accomplishment for a dyed-in-the-wool scumbag such as he... his latest scam is a claim that he has found a Dominion voting systems whistleblower, or rather 'whisteblower: After hyping up this whistleblower claim, Watkins delivered a damp squib, rather than a bombshell, a one-minute-and-seventeen-second (17 is a number that looms large in QAnon mythology) video, which is underwhelming, being a series of cuts between publicly available testimony and a scroll through a publicly available Dominion manual: While most of the rubes were dissatisfied, some of the smarter ones noticed something unusual about the video download: Sure enough, the rubes got a little more than they bargained for: The marks, needless to say, were not happy: And that, dear readers, is MAGA and QAnon (they overlap a considerable amount) in a nutshell, all hype and predation, with the majority of the rubes being hyped up to be victimized by their leaders. The worst cyber guy EVER (or the greatest troll of all time) got them good, and the sad fact is that, in all probability, only a few of them will peel away from him, just as few of them peeled away from the worst President EVER.

4 comments:

Vixen Strangely said...

The Qanon cult zealots really need to look at Ron's handle and understand the truth was in front of them all the time: Codemonkey. Co-DEMON-key. A demon key to what? Exactly!

Infidel753 said...

The guy better watch himself. Dominion is pretty good at suing people. Unless, in this case, they decide he's too pathetic.

Ten Bears said...

I'm going with troll, the worst cyber-guy I ever worked with couldn't do a mail-merge, let alone upload a downloadable trojan. Not to mention it trips their trigger, fires off the endorphins, gives 'em a tinkle down their leg. It's a mark of who we are, really, some people just enjoy fouling things up for the sake of fouling things up.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Codemonkey. Co-DEMON-key. A demon key to what? Exactly!

Symbolism will be their downfall!

The guy better watch himself. Dominion is pretty good at suing people. Unless, in this case, they decide he's too pathetic.

He lives in Hokkaido, he probably thinks they won't bring suit in Japan.

I'm going with troll, the worst cyber-guy I ever worked with couldn't do a mail-merge, let alone upload a downloadable trojan.

I think he's part troll, part MAGA True Believer, but I think he's a Trump supporter because he's a troll. Wheels within wheels, man!