Today is the first day of the My Pillow Guy's 'cyber symposium', in which he claims that he is going to convene the finest 'cyber guys' (no word on whether or not Barron Trump is among them) to prove that the 2020 presidential election was stolen. On the eve of this event, the worst cyber guy ever screwed up royally, the whistleblower he named is guilty of the election tampering which they accuse the Democrats, or China, or the Illuminati, or the J00s of perpetrating:
The crowning glory of it all is that dumbass Watkins fucked up the very thing he claimed he was going to do to protect the 'whistleblower's' identity:
NEW: I got an all-time self-own for y'all.— Tim Miller (@Timodc) August 9, 2021
A MAGA county clerk in Colorado wanted to prove there was election fraud. Now she's under investigation for carrying out the very breach she was falsely claiming was committed by anti-Trump forces. https://t.co/M4cczdIMec
Now that the 'cyber symposium' has started in inauspicious fashion, Watkins is now claiming that it is under attack by nefarious forces: gaslighting his audience about things he said minutes before, a 'mathematician' cited as an expert on election fraud has been exposed as a swing-set installer. A genuine packet capture expert is in attendance, so at least there's some adult among the Cyber Ninnies. It's going to be an utter shitshow... even the hired security guards are a bunch of LARPers. Still, the Trump dead-enders will treat the foregone conclusions the symposium reaches as the gospel truth.
Hilarious Update: When posting the Mesa County election breach leak, Qanon Ron Watkins cautioned "individual frames must be redacted very carefully. A minor slip-up could dox the whistleblower."— Tim Miller (@Timodc) August 9, 2021
Oops. His post did exactly that. h/t @QOrigins https://t.co/M4cczdIMec pic.twitter.com/1uF82wpksz