Because snark is the best defense mechanism...
Ta-ta Missy Yank Liberta,
Drove my pickup, full of sickup
From Bart O'Kavanaugh.
Them good old boys butt-chugging warm Meisterbrah,
Saying, "Keep Beach Week tales from my ma!"
Of course, this is a riff on this ubiquitous pop anthem.
Sadly, I have a 1.75 liter bottle of Tullamore Dew sitting in the kitchen which I am neglecting because I have to be at work at 11PM. Weird how drinking is seen as a remedy for dealing with a violent drunk being elevated to the Supreme Court.