Travel to Weird Places on the Internet

I want to preface this by stating most emphatically that this post is not about New Clopping Republic, which is not to be confused with the even less reputable New Republic. I've been to some weird places on the internet while working the graveyard shift this morning. For instance, I had never heard of the Thousand Year Elven Holocaust until this morning. For a brief overview of this suppressed history, there's a video narrated by an extra from The Matrix:





Note: The video is better when this is played simultaneously as an audio track. I also apologize that the narrator wasn't a hot elf chick.

Getting back on topic, the Thousand Year Elven Holocaust was a new one to me. I had no idea that The Broken Sword was a non-fiction book about a skirmish in this conflict. Even though the nassty elfses are no longer with us, any search on the internet will reveal that the trolls are doing just fine.

Even though the elf-kings of yore are no longer with us, there were some depictions which survived the Dark Ages. Here is an artist's depiction of Dumaspric, last elf-king of Brentwood, basking in the illuminating rays of right-wing wisdom (warning- if you've eaten lunch within the last two decades, DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK!!!).

Of course, while the video addresses the Danubian Druids, other authorities tend to focus on Albion's Druids, as this video explains:





POSTSCRIPT: I'd be remiss if I didn't present an alternate viewpoint- there are those who insist that the Elven Holocaust did not, in fact, take place, and that elves are not only around, but are super sexy (hat tip to Monsieur Bouffant, who just may be an elf.