I just want to take an opportunity to wish all of the dads out there a happy Fathers' Day. Of course, I think that it's of paramount importance that, even though you play the role of paterfamilias, you should avoid the pitfalls of the Patriarchy (unfortunately, the word "family" has been nuked from orbit by authoritarian assholes). Be dads, not tyrants, my good men. Of course, if you wish to be a successful paterfamilias, you have to remain bona fide:
Don't allow such a catastrophe to befall you, and do I even need to mention that you should avoid anything called "The Oedipus Project" like the plague?