A couple of threads ago, vs raised the issue of "badonadonks" with this comment:
And by "dowry" I'll assume you mean badonkadonk.
My hasty supply, before the poetic muse kicked in was:
Bubeleh, I live within walking distance of the Bronx- badonkadonks are not in short supply!
Now, the poetic muse has infused me with inspiration:
The girls who live right here in Yonkers
Are so cute, they drive guys bonkers.
I live a stone's throw from the Bronx,
The home of big badonkadonks.
My problem is, you have my word,
That I'm a major, epic nerd.
To make my head go all a-whirl,
Ya gotta be a geeky girl!
That being said, I typically do really well on Superbowl Sunday. I head out to the local pub, and there are a lot of ladies drinking while watching big bastards of all sorts of follicular development bashing the hell out of each other. It's definitely a good night to go out. A couple of years back, I actually had my best "line" ever, when I started chatting up an extremely cute Nicaraguan girl whose friend was rather buxom:
"Most guys hit on my friend Jenny, because she's a lot bustier than I am."
"What do I look like, some kind of baby?"
That night, I must have been inspired by Chaterup, muse of pick-up lines.