Tuesday, July 17, 2018

KGB? NRA? GOP? WTF?

It's been almost a decade since the last foxy redheaded Russian spy story broke, but sexiness sells, and it seems that foxy Russian spies are a renewable resource, therefore the arrest of Russian 'gun rights activist' and possible spy Maria Butina is all over the news. She certainly has appeared with numerous pro-gun figures, as David Hogg pithily noted:





The real kicker is that the NRA funneled Russian money into the Trump campaign... Russian money, Russian agents- the GOP is in the midst of a Slavic shitstorm, a Russiacane. Now, in order to better cover up this flow of dark money, the Treasury Department is going to make it easier to hide donors. Spasiba, assholes!

I suspect that Maria Butina was ratted out by Dana Loesch... Dana is ten years older than Butina and probably saw the younger gal with the flamboyant red hair as a threat. I think the final straw probably came when this borscht 'bibing babe sold more beets than Dana. How many gun molls could the NRA possibly need? Gun molls, like foxy redheaded Russian spies, are also a renewable resource.

2 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Seems to me that the only thing that will stop a bad spy with a gun is a firing squad.

Got that, Wayne L?

Yours crankily,
The New YOrk Crank

Doc said...

Gonna suggest that this FSB operative doesn't qualify as 'sexy.'

Unless, that is, you count 'incredibly easy' as a qualifier.