I've been busy lately, between work and volunteering, so I haven't been following the Winter Olympics much, but reading about Mike Pence's embarrassing performance in Korea put the grotesque-yet-amusing-to-me notion that Pence would engage in a torrid affair with North Korean first sis and Martin Shkreli doppelganger Kim Yo Jong, then defect to the DPRK. Oh, wow, that would be some tale of star-and-DMZ-crossed lovers.
The upshot of this bizarre little fantasy is that I now have the musical North Side Story running through my head:
Kim Yo-Jong
I just met a girl named Kim Yo -Jong!
And now the USA, just seems so dull and gray. TO MEEEE!
Kim Yo-Jong, say it soft and it sounds Byronic, say it loud and it sounds atomic!
It's going to take a lot of soju to dislodge this earworm from my skull.
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i hadn't heard of soju - and yet it is the most popular alcoholic beverage in the world - as r l stevenson said
the world is so full of such marvelous things
i am sure we should all be as happy as kings
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