Thursday, December 27, 2012

Whoa, This is a Family Museum!

It's a shame that Accidental Dong seems to have gone the way of the Accidental Dodo... happily, I figure I can do my part to fill the vacuum left by the disappearance of the "dong".

Yesterday, I visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art with my sister, brother-in-law, and their two sons. In the "arms and armor" wing of the museum, they displayed the armor of Ribaldo the Dickhead, Duke of Cazzogrosso:




According to a placard, the helmet of this piece was removed for restoration work... one woulda thunk that someone on the staff of the museum would have realized what a boner neglecting to cover this dong-y dummy was. I imagine the person responsible is a real putz.

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They should have at least given it a merkin, errr wig.
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Substance McGravitas said...

He led the thrust at the Battle of the Caucasus.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

They should have at least given it a merkin, errr wig.

Let the bald eagle soar!

He led the thrust at the Battle of the Caucasus.

The Battle of the Codpiece Bulge.

M. Bouffant said...

Eye of the beholder ...

Smut Clyde said...

This may be appropriate:
http://www.oglaf.com/intermission/