While Elton Beard"created that artform known as the "shorter", the Sadlynaughts perfected it (though Cerb always insists on getting out of the boat and bringing back some rancid, rotten mangoes to parse). Anyway, I'm going to try my hand at a "shorter".
Via Tengrain, here is the odious Bryan Fischer running his rancid gob about the Newton shooting:
Shorter Bryan Fischer: "The gun is good, the penis is evil."
Getting back to the embedded video, Fischer idiotically claims that "God has given us weapons". It's clear to me now that Bryan Fischer has always been a Zardoz worshipper:
At least the creep refrains from wearing a red diaper and hooker boots. Be thankful I know sod-all about Photoshop!