If you can't trust a guy named 'Spider', who can you trust? Things went further awry when a judged ruled that Dominion could proceed with defamation lawsuits against Lindell, and Trump's incompetent lawyers:
Spider (a/k/a Spyder), Mike Lindell's "lead cyber expert," says the packet-capture data the pillow exec has been promising for months would irrefutably show the 2020 election was rigged by China is actually bogus. https://t.co/crrNrJZofd pic.twitter.com/2tEgqLxnKl— Brad Heath (@bradheath) August 12, 2021
The final day of the symposium, the day after Lindell was twice defeated, opened on a bizarre note, with Lindell claiming that he was attacked at his hotel (no details forthcoming):
Breaking: Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, and Mike Lindell have all lost their bids to dismiss the defamation claims brought by Dominion Voting Systems. The multi-billion dollar lawsuits will move forward.https://t.co/TNyOgNVsIo— Jan Wolfe (@JanNWolfe) August 11, 2021
He also claimed that 'Antifa' was trying to infiltrate his circus:
Mike Linell takes to the stage and says last night at his hotel, he was “attacked.”— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 12, 2021
So far, my favorite claim by the Pillow Guy is a hilarious description of Dominion's equipment:
Day 3 of the cyber symposium begins with an announcement that there was a “threat to the data streams.” Lindell insinuates that Antifa may be behind the “attacks.” He also has more advice for journalists: “you need to report the truth.”— Khaya Himmelman (@KhayaHimmelman) August 12, 2021
"Serbian Technology with Chinese Characteristics" is Pure Comedy Gold. Late in the game, Lindell is trying to move the goalposts, having failed to deliver the goods:
Lindell’s expert claims Dominion machines use “Serbian technology with Chinese characteristics” pic.twitter.com/VQHmpARVFG— Khaya Himmelman (@KhayaHimmelman) August 12, 2021
The best quote from this three day, three-ring circus came last night, from one of Lindell's minions- again, this is Pure Comedy Gold:
The bait-and-switch is complete.— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 12, 2021
Mike Lindell, knowing the data he promised to reveal this week is bogus, is now dumping a bunch of new stuff he got from a "whistleblower" and claiming this is what actually shows proof of election fraud.
This is low-rent con artist behavior. https://t.co/l3PPaqRQYo
Meanwhile, in the fever swamps of MAGAland, the natives are upset that the months of hype and false promises have left them unfulfilled:
"The CNNs of the world, you guys need to start reporting this and stop fact-checking it!" pic.twitter.com/ZSLwOPiGBI— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 11, 2021
Would you like to know how My Cyber Pillow Suppository is being received at Patriots dot win?— Eryq Ouithaqueue has the PCAPs (@EryqOuithaqueue) August 12, 2021
Hell yes you would.
Grab some tendies, frens, and let's f_cking goooooooooooo.... pic.twitter.com/0gf99RxiJV
The My Pillow Guy, with his promises of 'BOOMS' and the Restoration of Trump, was leading them on, just as 'Q' has kept them 'edging' for almost four years. Lindell didn't deliver a climax with his symposium, he just gave the MAGAs a case of Sioux Falls blue balls.
ADDENDUM: How could I have omitted the 'Chinese Thing' bit?
Lindell adds that China put a “Chinese thing” over his Lindell TV live stream of the event. pic.twitter.com/cL9QyfpBdl— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 12, 2021