“politically incorrect tea”— Brandt (@UrbanAchievr) January 28, 2019
ITS FUCKING TEA WHAT THE FUCK IS POLITICAL ABOUT TEA pic.twitter.com/X7zOV3eEfz
It's guaranteed to be sourced from countries which aren't dominated by Sharia law, and it's TACTICAL, like an overpriced flashlight or camo-cargo pants. Plus, it's not politically correct, which means I shudder to see what they call black tea, which is tea grown on the Democrat Plantation.
Well, I'm off to Tuesday Night Bar Trivia, and I have to tell you that Rudy's had better have Tactical Beer on tap!