Friday, January 25, 2019

Bad Day in MAGAland

Put succinctly, today was just bad for MAGAts. This morning, I woke up to answer the 'call of nature' around 7AM and made the mistake of checking out the news. Upon finding out that Roger Stone was arrested, I had a hard time trying to get back to sleep, but eventually crawled back into bed so I could get some sleep before working a double overnight shift. I woke up just in time to hear Trump giving his speech about caving on both government shutdown and border wall... GOOD TIMES!

With those two big news stories foremost on the radi-adi-o, I decided to check out what the MAGA people were saying, and it was pure comedy gold. There were accusations of Trump being a wimp, accusing Trump of consuming soy products, whining about Pelosi winning twice in one week, and experiencing religious schisms over the divinity of their God Emperor. The Schadenfreude is exquisite.

Personally, I believe that the government shutdown was ended because LaGuardia Airport was shut down. Trump really isn't interested in what the rubes who voted for him want, but he sure would love to be accepted by the Manhattan glitterati- with one of the three major airports serving New York City closed, the shutdown was starting to impact the Wall Streeters and 'swell set' whose love the Dotard yearns for. Sorry, Red Staters, he's just not that into you.

1 comment:

mistah charley, ph.d. said...

as far as consuming soy products goes, missus charley and i recently enjoyed some veggie sausage patties with our waffles on sunday - we think they are quite tasty