Sunday, January 4, 2015

Spambot Christmas Miracle?

Have you ever had a spam comment which was so utterly, bafflingly perfect that you couldn't bear to delete it? Looking through my comments page, I discovered this gorgeous comment on a two and a half year old post of mine:


Merry Christmass. Looky here...

Precisely why I had our ‘philanthropic + epiphany’ (=so much to give + vision): wanna see a perfectly cognizant, fully-spectacular, Son-ripened-Heaven?? … yet, I’m not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like: meet this advanced, bombastic, ex-mortal Upstairs for the most juvenile-lip-service, ultra-groovy, picturesque-paradox, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-some-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué-passion you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal enveloping, engulfing our catch-22-excitotoxins. Cya soon, girl

PS "I Am the One who runs the world. You're here to prepare for Heaven. You cannot make it to the Great Beyond on your own." -Jesus ...and I, as a sinfull mortal, help in this symbiotic relationship: take part in this glorious, Christmas gift; this wonderFULL, Heavenly Kingdom that we may live forever. God bless you with discernment.



I'm not 100% sure if it's a spambot... there's no sales pitch of any sort. If it's a genuine apostolic message, then this is the sort of religious fervor I can tolerate... "engulfing our catch-22-excitotoxins" is a lot more appealing than hating on gay people and non-believers.

Pax vobiscum, Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the sub/dude, even if you are a spambot!

5 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

The dude has set up more blogs than ZRM!
The Google reports finding about 4,260 copies of his letter around the interweb, but that's including duplicate hits.

Aunt Snow said...

I always wonder who composes them, or whether they are randomly generated (probably). I think, in a funny way, spam comments are great writing.

Hmmm....maybe there's an idea here....!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The dude has set up more blogs than ZRM!

Jerk.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

there's no sales pitch of any sort.

Well, the truly insane don't look for compensation. Of course, since there's no money involves, I think you are completely supported in following them down whatever crazy rat-holes of non-rationality that they present. Go for it! What could go wrong? After all, you are a fan of Robyn Hitchcock's bizarre fish song stylings, and whatever the fuck Tra sings about, so you are fertile ground.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The Google reports finding about 4,260 copies of his letter around the interweb, but that's including duplicate hits.

He gets around!

I always wonder who composes them, or whether they are randomly generated (probably). I think, in a funny way, spam comments are great writing.

Some of them are awesome... I even refrain from deleting them.

Jerk.

Is that a new blog of yours?

After all, you are a fan of Robyn Hitchcock's bizarre fish song stylings, and whatever the fuck Tra sings about, so you are fertile ground.

Point taken, though "Tra" is the album, and Hedningarna is the band.