Have you ever had a spam comment which was so utterly, bafflingly perfect that you couldn't bear to delete it? Looking through my comments page, I discovered this gorgeous comment on a two and a half year old post of mine:
Merry Christmass. Looky here...
Precisely why I had our ‘philanthropic + epiphany’ (=so much to give + vision): wanna see a perfectly cognizant, fully-spectacular, Son-ripened-Heaven?? … yet, I’m not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like: meet this advanced, bombastic, ex-mortal Upstairs for the most juvenile-lip-service, ultra-groovy, picturesque-paradox, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-some-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué-passion you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal enveloping, engulfing our catch-22-excitotoxins. Cya soon, girl
PS "I Am the One who runs the world. You're here to prepare for Heaven. You cannot make it to the Great Beyond on your own." -Jesus ...and I, as a sinfull mortal, help in this symbiotic relationship: take part in this glorious, Christmas gift; this wonderFULL, Heavenly Kingdom that we may live forever. God bless you with discernment.
I'm not 100% sure if it's a spambot... there's no sales pitch of any sort. If it's a genuine apostolic message, then this is the sort of religious fervor I can tolerate... "engulfing our catch-22-excitotoxins" is a lot more appealing than hating on gay people and non-believers.
Pax vobiscum, Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the sub/dude, even if you are a spambot!