I typically leave it to the professionals to mock Sarah Palin (even if it means they break their resolutions). The big leaguers can mock her idiotic Iowa speech. I just want to parse one part of it:
“It is good that we have a deep bench and its primary competition that will surface the candidate who’s up to the task and unify and this person has to because knowing what the media will do throughout all of 2016 to all of us it’s going to take more than a village to beat Hillary.”
Regarding that deep bench, this is all I have to say:
The GOP has a deep bench,
It's deeper than an ocean trench.
I'd rather vote for gulper eels,
Than racist old GOP heels.
Yes folks, rather than see any of the GOP 2016 contenders win the presidential election, I'd rather be led by this charming beast:
Just look at those eyes... more soulful than Newt's or Jeb's.