The 'Satanic Panic' subset of conspiracy weirdos are claiming that the Super Bowl is one big Illuminati ritual to honor Moloch:
I love me a good old-fashioned Illuminati Satanic Superbowl theory https://t.co/kcxrP4NIyb— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) February 2, 2020
It seems that some of them have even figured out that 'Super Bowl' can be misspelled, as a hoary joke, as 'Superb Owl', and that this has a sinister significance:
I'm screaming pic.twitter.com/VtM8GqlBAe— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) February 2, 2020
I'm always amazed by how everyday terms and tropes come across as mysterious revelations to the malcontent shut-ins.
My personal favorite tweet in that thread is the one in which the nutbar refuses to consent to the 'energy harnessing' ritual of the halftime show. This is the first time I've even seen a MAGA fan concerned about consent. I don't know how they figure their energy would get drained by watching a show on the TV, but they should be so lucky to have Jennifer Lopez and Shakira drain their precious bodily fluids.