Sunday, February 2, 2020

Super Bowl... or SATAN BOWL?!?!?

I've long maintained that, contrary to the conventional wisdom, the greatest trick the authoritarians ever played was convincing the world that the Devil exists. What better perpetual enemy than an invisible, immortal, irredeemable Adversary, one which couldn't be reached for comment to sort out the reasons for conflict? Even better, by claiming their human enemies are in league with this enemy of God, the authoritarians can portray them as irredeemable, worthy of nothing short of death.

The 'Satanic Panic' subset of conspiracy weirdos are claiming that the Super Bowl is one big Illuminati ritual to honor Moloch:



It seems that some of them have even figured out that 'Super Bowl' can be misspelled, as a hoary joke, as 'Superb Owl', and that this has a sinister significance:



I'm always amazed by how everyday terms and tropes come across as mysterious revelations to the malcontent shut-ins.

My personal favorite tweet in that thread is the one in which the nutbar refuses to consent to the 'energy harnessing' ritual of the halftime show. This is the first time I've even seen a MAGA fan concerned about consent. I don't know how they figure their energy would get drained by watching a show on the TV, but they should be so lucky to have Jennifer Lopez and Shakira drain their precious bodily fluids.

5 comments:

Al said...

The best part of the whole Super Bowl was when they flashed the Puerto Rican flag briefly. Of all the colonies of this racist, white supremacist, militarized police state that I live in, Puerto Rico is the one that has been systematically oppressed for over 100 years. I was surprised that the NFL allowed that flag to be used. Estoy con Puerto Rico!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That was a Power Move on Jennifer Lopez' part, and it pissed off the right people. Que bandera muy linda! The children in cages was also a marvelous act of protest.

Unknown said...

Go back if it is that bad. I wouldn't live in those conditions. I hate racism and people living in the USA from somewhere else, talking trash about our country. Not happy just move, maybe try another state. There are a lot of good areas in the USA to live. I am glad they allowed another flag besides American to be flown. That is the kind of place we call home. Hope you find happiness.

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