Saturday, August 13, 2011

Mitt, Ya Dumbass, Eat The Dog Food

Mitt Romney, that emptiest of suits, really isn't a smart man. He's a guy who was born to a wealthy, well connected father, and he used his inherited wealth to eviscerate American companies in his career as a vulture capitalist specializing in mergers and acquisitions... no need to be bright, just wealthy and sociopathic. Yeah, Mitt's not really that intelligent, and he's a piss-poor speaker, prone to malapropisms. Here's a funny bit from Thursday night's debatecle (sic):

Mitt, eat the damn dog food, it'll make you strong, and clever too:

Uh, maybe Mitt does eat dog food... that could explain his shiny, silky hair.


M. Bouffant said...

In my reader the video's title reads: "Romney - I'm not going to eat Barack Obama's do ..."

I say he is!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think Mitt's condescending "Corporations are people, my friend!" combined with fundagelical bigotry and Mitt's complete lack of any stances whatsoever, will sink him.

Perry's going to step on his dick, while wearing spikes.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Mitt's got tons of money going for him, and you can't underestimate the power that has in American politics.

Especially when our corporate press happily presents the truth and a pack of lies as 'he said, she said'.

Hunger Tallest Palin said...

Of course he won't eat Obama's dog food. Dog food is for poor people. Human food is for rich people. And corporation people.

Thanks for the Iggy vid. Makes a nice post-GOPer palate cleanser.

vacuumslayer said...

"In my reader the video's title reads: "Romney - I'm not going to eat Barack Obama's do ..."

All I see is a "d," and I desperately want it to be followed by "ick."

Also, Mittens is a used car salesman.

mikey said...

Mitt Romney represents THE critical lessons of American Politics in the early 21st century.

1. He is the "sane" one, the closest (not close, just closest) to a compassionate, inclusive, democratic political leader.

2. This, of course, utterly eliminates him from consideration among the Republican primary voters, who will be trying to determine which fascist candidate can be counted upon to actually deliver the greatest misery and suffering.

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

The video where the crowd turns on him saying "corporations are people too' is priceless, which is why I stuck it in my comments section the other day.

Bain Capital is a great name for that vulture they were the bane of many an employee's livelihood.