Mitt Romney, that emptiest of suits, really isn't a smart man. He's a guy who was born to a wealthy, well connected father, and he used his inherited wealth to eviscerate American companies in his career as a vulture capitalist specializing in mergers and acquisitions... no need to be bright, just wealthy and sociopathic. Yeah, Mitt's not really that intelligent, and he's a piss-poor speaker, prone to malapropisms. Here's a funny bit from Thursday night's debatecle (sic):
Mitt, eat the damn dog food, it'll make you strong, and clever too:
Uh, maybe Mitt does eat dog food... that could explain his shiny, silky hair.