Well, I mentioned it in my last post, I am the number one Google result for the search term "unapologetic ass man". To compound my amusement, antipodean dreamboat and all-around good guy Another Kiwi ran a Yahoo! images search using the search term "unapologetic ass man" and the results made me laugh. Yeah, besides a Frazzetta sketch, ya got my big bald melon, some clip art, pictures of tulip tree leaves, and a thumbnail of... Jar-Jar?!?!? How'd he get there? Is he an unapologetic ass amphibian (ASSPHIBIAN)?
I may be the number one non-apologizing ass enthusiast in teh t00bz, but there's a guy who has a more theological approach to the subject of the hinder parts: