I travel to Brooklyn at least once a month. This time will my trip to Brooklyn will be different, I'll be meeting up with a Man of Substance and a substantial man.
How does my big bald melon look? Did I buff it to a glossy shine? Time to get my ass on that downtown train, and, yeah, I'm a fool for all those Brooklyn girls:
For the record, my favorite Tom Waits song is Jockey Full of Bourbon:
I imagine I'll be feeling like that while riding the subway home.