Monday, September 13, 2010

Why Does Newt Gingrich Hate the Founders?

I hadn't been planning on posting about politics today, but Newt Gingrich's assertion that President Barack Hussein Obama has a Kenyan anti-colonial worldview has me scratching my glossy bald pate in puzzlement. Uh, what the hell is wrong with an anti-colonial worldview, Kenyan or otherwise? These guys had an anti-colonial worldview, as did these guys- this guy and the guys lauded in the guys mentioned in this song (crank up the volume!) were all anti-colonial. Hell- I am anti-colonial, and I am sure all of my regular readers (both of youse!) are. Is Newt defending colonialism? If not, is he opposed to all colonialism, or just colonization of geographic regions inhabited by non-whites?

I really hope that this statement is hung around Newt's neck like a goddamn bullseye, because that would make Newt an easy fucking target for his political opponents... an E.F.T., if you will.

11 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am pro-cranial.

M. Bouffant said...

Whatever it is, I'm in total opposition to it.

Most of Newt's colonialism has been of the female (better?) half of the species.

Another Kiwi said...

She turned me into a Newt. I got better but killed myself rather than keeping alive with the chance of a relapse

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

She turned me into a Newt.

And I immediately served her divorce papers while she was in the hospital with cancer!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That's what pissed me off so much about Joke Line's nonsense.

Other common taters cheered Joke on for saying something sensible (for once or maybe twice).

The point is Newtie would be laughed off the planet already if not for the continual reiteration of his alleged qualities by the likes of Joke.
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Substance McGravitas said...

I wonder if this is just a speaking tour game, a free-hotels-for-life scheme. People hate him too much for him to be a good presidential candidate, and we know he's a selfish douchebag, so what's the angle?

Another Kiwi said...

Teh Crazee Gravy Train is at the station.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Teh Crazee Gravy Train is at the station.

Fortunately, the Producer shortened Ozzy's original name for that song.

Smut Clyde said...

Old Lying Moron is also good.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Old Lying Moron is also good.

I see what you did there.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Newt Gingrich hates the Founders because he knows they would have kicked his ass.