"Regulate wankers, not bankers!"
Of course, a "Wankers for O'Donnell" PAC would be hilarious. I imagine guys in trenchcoats carrying signs reading "Rub out the socialist agenda" or "Beat off the assault on liberty". Please, Blue Hen
Note: Title has been changed for improved hilarity. The original "Dear School of Snappy Comebacks" just didn't have any pizzazz, any "tactical elan", if you will.