Wankers for O'Donnell

I really think I should ask for a refund from the School of Snappy Comebacks. I am totally off my game these days. For instance, when reading about the Delaware GOP senatorial candidate, I should have posted this (I Googled it, and it seems nobody has written it):

"Regulate wankers, not bankers!"

Of course, a "Wankers for O'Donnell" PAC would be hilarious. I imagine guys in trenchcoats carrying signs reading "Rub out the socialist agenda" or "Beat off the assault on liberty". Please, Blue Hen 'baters staters, make this happen!

Note: Title has been changed for improved hilarity. The original "Dear School of Snappy Comebacks" just didn't have any pizzazz, any "tactical elan", if you will.