Monday, February 22, 2016

Search Terms, WTF?

Every so often, I check my stats, and I never fail to marvel at some of the search terms that people have typed into their search engines before finding this place. This week, I've had a head scratcher and a knee slapper:

landangirl cont namber

philistin hotboobs

I have no idea what the first one could possibly mean, but the second one is hilarious. I totally call dibs on the band name 'Philistine Hotboobs'- unless, of course, the lead singer of philistin hotboobs was the one googling his or her band name. If so, please send me an mp3 of your first single, and I'll post it.

6 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Auto-correct/spell can be trouble.

Philistine Hotboobs: Dickens character or Rule 34?

And now I'm off to check searches myself.

OBS said...

Mine are boring:

scary spiders
fuck the nra
soup nazi

Smut Clyde said...

vowel trapezium
colloidal suppository
glenn twentyman

The Riddled readership concerns me sometimes.

mikey said...

My number one all time search term is 'Recess'...

Nasreen Iqbal said...

I'm afraid to look.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I rate for search terns.
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