Who is white congresscreep who tells off all the liberal sheep?
RAND! Damn right.
Who is the man that would push his dreck for the wealthy man?
RAND! Can you dig it?
He's the legacy hire, whose heart's aflame with freedumb's fire.
RAND! Right on wing!
I hear that Rand is a dumb mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talking about Rand!
An Objectivist man, but no-one understands him but his Paulbots.
RAND!
CAN YOU DIG IT?
Hat tip to squirrel_e_girl who inspired this post with a comment on my last post. Please, brilliant readers, contribute additional verses! As an aside, it's kinda amazing to see the paucity of lyrics in the original theme to Shaft when they are written out- the music is so lush, it really makes it seem like there's more lyrical content.
That really is enlightening, isn't it? The fact that these idiots and bigots think they can somehow add to their voting constituency if only they can lie just a little more effectively.
They're running into one simple disconnect. They truly believe people of color are stupid, and can be persuaded to toss aside their hopes and aspirations with small, hopeless platitudes and an appeal to american political realities from 1870.
Memo to Rand, Bobby, Paul and the other "Young Guns". People can SEE what you're doing. Brutal cuts to social programs, education and jobs programs. Minority voter suppression. Repeated casual racial and sectarian and homophobic slurs. You can't tell them something you're obviously not.
Of course, the fun part is, if they want to be relevant in the national political conversation again, they have to become indistinguishable from the modern Democratic party. Which would be weird. So the question is, how long do are they satisfied with being a regional political party that can, at best, obstruct the national political leadership and preserve the status quo? I suspect that the next four years will be instructive...
Don't forget the standard gooper filibuster, where they claim that the Dems opposed to Civil Rights Act (and ignore that those Dems became goopers as a result of it). ~
and who is the girl .. ,said anne as the honey van pulled up to bennas..as sh' was dancing to shaf t in 'er 'dow, thanks for the lift bigbad bald ,/ first listening to isaac ..in with my jazz man daddy's records /and i first landed on io z , with ashley a boy ,directing me there on a query to him on .. ron paul ,said 'er commas are messing up the coding
Hey, thanks for that Smoke Signals clip at Roy's, I hadn't seen that in years, got a good chuckle out of it. The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven is one of those books I always reread.
That really is enlightening, isn't it? The fact that these idiots and bigots think they can somehow add to their voting constituency if only they can lie just a little more effectively.
I don't think they really want to win over African-Americans, they just want to provoke a response and tell their constituents that there's no reasoning with "those people".
O RLY?
It's cute, right? Never mind how much the deficit grew. These people have invested so much into throwing things down the memory hole, they actually believe their garbage.
Don't forget the standard gooper filibuster, where they claim that the Dems opposed to Civil Rights Act (and ignore that those Dems became goopers as a result of it).
I know- ignore the last fifty years of history because of things that happened in the 19th century... and ROBERT BYRD!!!
,said anne as the honey van pulled up to bennas..as sh' was dancing to shaf t in 'er 'dow, thanks for the lift bigbad bald
I live to serve!
Hey, thanks for that Smoke Signals clip at Roy's, I hadn't seen that in years, got a good chuckle out of it. The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven is one of those books I always reread.
It's a great movie. I love the "frybread miracle" bit. I think I have to watch it again.
and sh' goes right to richie havens .. in 'er mind , no time to stop and read to day
another quic k, it's all in the hair ,said fro, / BIg, no eh,never eh, i think that you need to come visit over the summer.. to see what you are dealing with here .. . ,of this gather , more peacefully gathered than any where else on the planet .. /a visit with donne roberts here over the next few days i think .. of my .. , to help the god idea that he had on his own before meeting with ..,to des'/grounded lovely , of a bal. of the magic of science as well ,
The Big Bad Bald Bastard is a character played by Monsieur _______ of the City of Y______. The role of the Bastard is a handy one to play on subways, walking the streets, and in dive-bars, when being a nerdy, bookish sort is not to one's advantage.
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That really is enlightening, isn't it? The fact that these idiots and bigots think they can somehow add to their voting constituency if only they can lie just a little more effectively.
They're running into one simple disconnect. They truly believe people of color are stupid, and can be persuaded to toss aside their hopes and aspirations with small, hopeless platitudes and an appeal to american political realities from 1870.
Memo to Rand, Bobby, Paul and the other "Young Guns". People can SEE what you're doing. Brutal cuts to social programs, education and jobs programs. Minority voter suppression. Repeated casual racial and sectarian and homophobic slurs. You can't tell them something you're obviously not.
Of course, the fun part is, if they want to be relevant in the national political conversation again, they have to become indistinguishable from the modern Democratic party. Which would be weird. So the question is, how long do are they satisfied with being a regional political party that can, at best, obstruct the national political leadership and preserve the status quo? I suspect that the next four years will be instructive...
Republicans point to the Reagan era when the economy grew at seven percent
O RLY?
Don't forget the standard gooper filibuster, where they claim that the Dems opposed to Civil Rights Act (and ignore that those Dems became goopers as a result of it).
~
and who is the girl .. ,said anne as the honey van pulled up to bennas..as sh' was dancing to shaf t in 'er 'dow, thanks for the lift bigbad bald ,/ first listening to isaac ..in with my jazz man daddy's records /and i first landed on io z , with ashley a boy ,directing me there on a query to him on .. ron paul ,said 'er commas are messing up the coding
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Hey, thanks for that Smoke Signals clip at Roy's, I hadn't seen that in years, got a good chuckle out of it. The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven is one of those books I always reread.
and sh' goes right to richie havens .. in 'er mind , no time to stop and read to day
That really is enlightening, isn't it? The fact that these idiots and bigots think they can somehow add to their voting constituency if only they can lie just a little more effectively.
I don't think they really want to win over African-Americans, they just want to provoke a response and tell their constituents that there's no reasoning with "those people".
O RLY?
It's cute, right? Never mind how much the deficit grew. These people have invested so much into throwing things down the memory hole, they actually believe their garbage.
Don't forget the standard gooper filibuster, where they claim that the Dems opposed to Civil Rights Act (and ignore that those Dems became goopers as a result of it).
I know- ignore the last fifty years of history because of things that happened in the 19th century... and ROBERT BYRD!!!
,said anne as the honey van pulled up to bennas..as sh' was dancing to shaf t in 'er 'dow, thanks for the lift bigbad bald
I live to serve!
Hey, thanks for that Smoke Signals clip at Roy's, I hadn't seen that in years, got a good chuckle out of it. The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven is one of those books I always reread.
It's a great movie. I love the "frybread miracle" bit. I think I have to watch it again.
and sh' goes right to richie havens .. in 'er mind , no time to stop and read to day
More time for dancing, eh?
another quic k, it's all in the hair ,said fro, / BIg, no eh,never eh, i think that you need to come visit over the summer.. to see what you are dealing with here .. . ,of this gather , more peacefully gathered than any where else on the planet .. /a visit with donne roberts here over the next few days i think .. of my .. , to help the god idea that he had on his own before meeting with ..,to des'/grounded lovely , of a bal. of the magic of science as well ,
CAN YOU DIG IT?
Depends. Are there riffs?
bald, you are starting to look kind of man perf' american , said .ca girl lovely .. ,quic k ag
Thanks for the tip o' the hat!! It's nice to know that someone other than me appreciates my super funny jokes ;)
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