It's a shame that Accidental Dong seems to have gone the way of the Accidental Dodo... happily, I figure I can do my part to fill the vacuum left by the disappearance of the "dong".
Yesterday, I visited the Metropolitan Museum of Art with my sister, brother-in-law, and their two sons. In the "arms and armor" wing of the museum, they displayed the armor of Ribaldo the Dickhead, Duke of Cazzogrosso:
According to a placard, the helmet of this piece was removed for restoration work... one woulda thunk that someone on the staff of the museum would have realized what a boner neglecting to cover this dong-y dummy was. I imagine the person responsible is a real putz.