Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Fischer Speaks!

While Elton Beard"created that artform known as the "shorter", the Sadlynaughts perfected it (though Cerb always insists on getting out of the boat and bringing back some rancid, rotten mangoes to parse). Anyway, I'm going to try my hand at a "shorter".

Via Tengrain, here is the odious Bryan Fischer running his rancid gob about the Newton shooting:





Shorter Bryan Fischer: "The gun is good, the penis is evil."


Getting back to the embedded video, Fischer idiotically claims that "God has given us weapons". It's clear to me now that Bryan Fischer has always been a Zardoz worshipper:





At least the creep refrains from wearing a red diaper and hooker boots. Be thankful I know sod-all about Photoshop!

10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

ZARDOZ!
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

ZARDOZ!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME OF ZARDOZ WITH THE SOFT, PALSIED WORDS OF "FISCHER"

Fischer is sentenced to be an Apathetic.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

If only we had that authority, old chum.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

SPEAK FOR YOUSELF, Brutal.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Somebody should do that pshop with Fischer and the red diaper+hooker boots.
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M. Bouffant said...

That B.F. is a real fucking prize. Only thing I can figger is 60-odd yrs. in the closet has driven him totally nuts.

Another Kiwi said...

Fucking old loony. If people have to spontaneously combust, why not him?

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I don't know what's more distasteful--that picture or Fischer. No, wait, I do know--Fischer is loads more distasteful.

Substance McGravitas said...

God has also given us venereal diseases. Let us share our bounty.