So many lies in one speech (Bette Noir has a good breakdown), even the Associated Press went so far as to characterize his statements as factually slippery. Uh, people, how hard is it to use the word "lie"? I mean, is it so difficult to use the most simple description of such mendacity? I know a lot of writers are paid by the word, but can't one use simple English in an article once in a while? Anyway, since last night's post was so long, and Bette's post is so good, I think I'll keep this one brief:
Consider the case of Paul Ryan,
When he moves his lips he is lyin'.
His icy-cold eyes
Are unfazed by lies.
He does it without even tryin'.
Oh, I just need to add that Tim Pawlenty sure served up some bloodless red meat to the convetion delegates. I mean, he should stick to his **SNERK** day job, because his delivery was pretty damn awful:
Comedy, it's not synonymous with "jokes".