Ryan, it's on you fucker, talking about "flushing out" progressivism and agreeing with Beck that it's a cancer? What the fucking fuck, you fucker? Plus, what the hell was that about "German intellectuals" in Madison, while urging people to read the "Austrians"? I hate those Mises to pieces! I'd mention a certain Austrian in connection with you, but I don't want to go full-on Godwin, asshole.
Alright, time to calm down, time to stop addressing the d00d like he's here...
Part of me is convinced that the GOP base wants Romney to lose, thus setting up a Ryan 2016 campaign... the dude's young for a politician, so he will be with us for decades to come. Time to nuke the fucker from orbit, electorally speaking- it's the only way to be sure he won't haunt us until mid-century. Sarah Palin went from GOP superstar to laughingstock to nonentity in four years, so we can do the same with John Galt, Jr.
I think it's going to be a tough season for Ryan, who promulgated global warming denialism, and now has to tour the drought ravaged heartland as a guy who blocked the farm bill. We'll see how he deals with the inevitable hecklers that he won't be able to shut out with admission fees.
I imagine Ryan will stay away from crucial swing-state Florida, because he can't have 17.3 % of the population arrested.
What the hell voting bloc could Ryan help Romney pick up? For all the talk of his youthful vigor, Ryan's stance on Pell grants won't endear him to younger voters. Yeah, he listens to Nirvana, a band whose signature album was released about twenty years ago- way to get the hip young go-getters! For all the talk of the guy being handsome, his stance on reproductive rights and equal pay won't endear him to female voters. I don't think Ryan would even help with the Catholic vote, all gushing by righties aside, his budget was denounced by a group of nuns and even the reactionary Council of Catholic Bishops criticized it. Shit, even Forbes magazine isn't exactly keen on the guy.
Time to hit Ryan with everything we've got. Yeah, he wants to flush us out- time to tear out of the bushes like a grizzly bear and whomp the fucker so badly that his future will consist of a weekly "Fox" gig, well away from the levers of power.
UPDATE: As an added bonus, here's Paul Ryan explaing his vote on the TARP bailouts:
Hypocrisy? Nah... couldn't be.