Top Conservatives on Grindr

A while back, conservatives made a big deal about Twitter, even trumpeting the existence of the top conservatives on Twitter. Twitter is the perfect vehicle for conservative communication, the paucity of characters is perfect for blurting out the shallow bullet points that can be repeated ad nauseam. Yeah, Twitter is a particularly good "social media" outlet for conservatives, but there is another "social media" tool which is even more useful for Republicans. Yeah, you got it, time machines Grindr, as seen in this video:





Hell, just this past week we've seen a Texas based conservative radio host hanging out at a gay bar, and probably hitting some poor guy's car and fleeing, and a conservative sheriff and GOP congressional candidate threatening his undocumented alien male sex partner with deportation. Yeah, it's looking like G.O.P. is standing for Gomorrah's Own Party these days. Going by the axiom that, when one points one's finger at another, there are three fingers pointing back at oneself, I am awaiting revelations that Rick Santorum (note to Laura, it's that link, so you've been warned) regularly has buttsex orgies with entire biker gangs.

I think the Sheriff Babeu case is especially schadenfreude-enducing... it's now impossible for me to watch John McCain's ad in which Crankypants says, "Complete the danged fence" without supplying a follow-up line for Sheriff Babeu, "Make sure it features glory holes!"