Monday, February 13, 2012

Fabulous Job, Jersey!

New Jersey decided to join the 21st Century today, although Baron Harkonnen in Trenton threatens to veto the bill, thereby putting the "big" in bigotry.

If Chris Christie goes ahead and vetoes the marriage equality act, then I say all bets are off, we should send a Takei/Tengrain tagteam (note to readers... no Takei/Tengrain slashfic, now!) to snark Christie's ass back to the goddamn Stone Age, from which he derives his bigoted "morality".

Congratulations, New Jerseyites! You did the right thing.

CORRECTION: The New Jersey senate passed the marriage equality bill- as of the writing, the bill had yet to go through the assembly. It's not awaiting Chris Christie's veto pen yet. Sorry about the screw-up... pay no attention to the man behind the cretin.

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

although Baron Harkonnen in Trenton threatens to veto the bill

No doubt the usual hideous NYT gasbags will faint and sigh over this act of courage by their hero / savior of the Gross Old Pervert party (in their dreams).
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Substance McGravitas said...

Nobody should have what I don't want.

Laura said...

Oh my God. I can't believe that this is still going on in the U.S.

Why don't you all just join the 21st century and let anyone who wants to get married, married!

I'm not sure what these people have a problem with.
I mean really, .. who gives a shit?

(((Hugs)))
Laura

Another Kiwi said...

Gawd, Laura. Up on the clouds looking down on all things and saying "Ooooh Global warming, droughts, famines, floods, earthquakes and Newt Gingrich *Shudder*. NO GHEY MARRIAGE!!!"

M. Bouffant said...

putting the "big" in bigotry

BBBB, you just won today's Internet.

M. Bouffant said...

Also nice that some of these clowns managed to pull their heads from their special places:
The N.J. Senate failed to pass marriage equality in 2009, but with several legislators turning around on the issue, the body today passed S1, the Marriage Equality and Religious Freedom Act.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How can Christie veto? It has "FREEDOM" right there in the title!

vacuumslayer said...

I mean really, .. who gives a shit?

30% of this country is made up of hateful, bigoted panty-sniffers. And apparently they all vote.

wiley said...

"Panty sniffers?", hey? Am not familiar with this genre. Is that as close as they get to a woman?

There is a certain class of men that has hobbled the competition for a long time, so the unhobbling is threatening to them because it means that the white middle class, christian male does not get fifty points just for showing up. Anymore. Got to work for it assclowns.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

No doubt the usual hideous NYT gasbags will faint and sigh over this act of courage by their hero / savior of the Gross Old Pervert party (in their dreams).

Ross Douthat's gonna have a sloppy wet dream involving his "crush".

Nobody should have what I don't want.

No goatse link?

Oh my God. I can't believe that this is still going on in the U.S.

Why don't you all just join the 21st century and let anyone who wants to get married, married!

I'm not sure what these people have a problem with.
I mean really, .. who gives a shit?


You sound like some kind of commie! Yeah, our country's kinda stupid about a lot of things.

NO GHEY MARRIAGE!!!"

Yeah, of all the things an omnipotent, omniscient superbeing would get hung up on...

BBBB, you just won today's Internet.

Thanks, old chum!

How can Christie veto? It has "FREEDOM" right there in the title!

He's more of a "FREEDUMB" kind of guy.

30% of this country is made up of hateful, bigoted panty-sniffers. And apparently they all vote.

Yeah, I just hope they die off soon, because the younger generation seems to be much more compassionate.

"Panty sniffers?", hey? Am not familiar with this genre. Is that as close as they get to a woman?

Wiley, in some cases it's literal.

wiley said...

Is too sad.