Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Koch Tease

I forced myself to maintain radio silence during the middle of the day to avoid Hudson Harkonnen's grandiose press conference in which he emphatically declared that he would not run for president. All over the land, establishment Republicans have a major sad. In particular, the Koch brothers must be upset that their union busting sweetheart has been stringing them along all this time. With his teasing ways, I imagine this guy:





Prancing around, singing this... sorry about the imagery, folks.

So, yet another GOP "hero" has gone bust. There's no cowboy riding in on a white horse to save real 'murka from the Kenyan Usurper. No white horse, but there may be a proper candidate waiting to sweep into the race on a mule, and by that, I mean on a mule. Why settle for "man on dog" when you can have "man on mule"? Hell, how about a ticket that truly befits the modern Republican Party?

HORSLEY/SANTORUM 2012!!! WE'RE IN UR WHITE HOUSE, LUVVIN' UP UR ANIMALS!!!

10 comments:

Whale Chowder said...

Dude. Last thing I needed today was RWR's goofy mug (or was that his asshole? Hard to tell...) looking back at me.

vacuumslayer said...

I am decidedly not horny now...no matter how hot the man on mule sex was.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How about picturing C.C. dancing around singing I Know What Boys Like?

vacuumslayer said...

In a miniskirt and tube top!

I just vomited.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

In a miniskirt and tube top!

Imagine him dressed in some Lady Gaga getup...

vacuumslayer said...

Do I have to?

Smut Clyde said...

Sounds like a job for a skilled Photoshopper.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Body of Christie.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Why settle for "man on dog" when you can have "man on mule"?

It's a winning theme. "Fuck the Donkey in 2012!"

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

He's not the dark horse candidate, he's the sexy mule candidate.